Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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