Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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