Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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