Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.