Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.