Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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