When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.