When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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