Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.