Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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