Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.