Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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