He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.