Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.