Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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