Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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