Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.