A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need to lose weight fast." And the doctor says, "Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your butt." Two months later she comes in and says, "Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was." But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down up and down... and he asks, "But where did you get this twitch?" The woman replies, "I don't have a nervous twitch, I'm chewing bubble gum."
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.