Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Vote:
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Vote:
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Vote:
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
Vote:
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Vote: