hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.