Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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