Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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