Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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