Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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