They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!