Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.