What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts.
Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand.
So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!"
and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?"
and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!