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A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door.
He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper.
There was another knock, so he opened the door again.
This time, he looked down and saw a small snail.
"Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said.
The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading.
A year later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail.
"What'd you do that for?"
Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a cock.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.
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Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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