Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!