Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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