Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."