Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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