Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.