Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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