CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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