CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.