Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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