Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...