Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.