Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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