Joke #7032

Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Vote:
has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Vote:
has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Vote:
has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Vote:
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Vote:
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Vote:
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Vote:
has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Vote:
has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris