Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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