Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.