There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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