Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.