Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.