Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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