In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.