Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.