Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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