Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.