Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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