Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.