Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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