Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.