Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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