Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.