Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.