Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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