Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.