Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.