Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.