Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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