Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?
A: Depth perception.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him.
They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room.
In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there.
I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby.
I did so.
And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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Q: Did you hear about the redneck who was shooting craps?
A: He blew a hole in the toilet.
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed.
Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma, what big eyes you have!"
Grandma: "The better to see you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what big ears you have!"
Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what a big mouth you have!"
Grandma: "Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!"
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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So that there be less strife
May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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