The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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