Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.